25th November 2015 | What will you celebrate?

Unimpressed businesswoman at meeting with man feet on deskI have a confession to make. Shh, don’t tell anyone but I didn’t write this blog post today. I mean the 25th November, not today, today. Oh you know what I mean. The reason is November is National Novel Writing Month and I should be/am writing furiously to meet the 50,000 word deadline. I predict I will be a little behind but I will get there in the end.

I have been thinking what to post and as it will be [is] National Novel Writing Month then I should do something writerly. Every day has something to celebrate and the 25th of November is no different.

Using extensive research, (read Google) I have discovered that the 25th November 2015 can be celebrated for

  1. Parfait Day
  2. Shopping Reminder Day
  3. International Day for the Elimination of Violence Against Women and
  4. Blasé Day

I think the third one is the most important, the second the most appropriate for me but then I saw the fourth option. Blasé day seems to be, like in the Goldilocks story, just right for a publishers blog.

What does Blasé mean?

If you are feeling Blasé about something then you are not particularly impressed with it. It’s all a bit Meh really. So why should we celebrate a day all about an unimpressed feeling?

All emotions are important to our emotional wellbeing.  If you’ve watched Inside Out, you’ll know that all emotions from Sadness,  Fear and Joy are all intrinsic for our mental health. If you are not impressed with a Pixar/Disney film, check out this article from  Scientific American:


It is unhealthy to be negative, critical or blasé ALL the time but you need to exercise all your emotions at some point.  There is a reason why everyone is equipped with so many different emotions when we are born. They may not be all understood fully but we wouldn’t have them if they didn’t have a purpose.

If you need to wallow for a bit, today is the perfect day for it.  Go on, bring out your inner teenager on the 25th November and just say Meh!

Weird Words Australians Use

The iconic Opera House and Harbour Bridge in Sydney, Australia

The iconic Opera House and Harbour Bridge in Sydney, Australia
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Growing up in Australia, reading involved having to grasp the U.S. vernacular from an early age. Reading my favorite Sweet Valley High and Trixie Belden books, I knew what Twinkies, sofas and trunks all meant even though Australia didn’t have Twinkies and we sat on couch and put our luggage in the boot of our car.

With the advent of the Internet, Americans now get the opportunity to learn the differences between U.S. and Australian English. To help you out a bit, let’s have a look at some of the most common weird words Australians use.

Thongs: The funniest usage confusion I have ever come across with this word was when I was researching for my novel, The Ring of Lost Souls. I was on an urban explorations site (urban exploration means people who like to explore derelict buildings) and due to a nice mix of Aussies and Americans, there was some confusion as to why you would suggest entering a rundown building wearing just your underwear. Well, here in Australia, to wear thongs means you are wearing flip flops on your feet. So that person had been suggesting the building was so rundown you needed decent footwear.

What you call flip flops, we call things
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Chooks: I was on an organic gardening site when this word came up in conversation. No, chooks are not a type of plant, they are what we call chickens. Whether we are keeping a flock of backyard chickens or talking about what type of meat we are roasting, it all comes under the blanket of chooks over here.

Bludger: While reading Harry Potter, it is likely that most Aussies had a little chuckle whenever Quidditch was mentioned. After all, in Australia, a bludger is someone who is particularly lazy. If they rely on welfare as their main source of income, they are also likely to be called a “dole bludger”.

Dag: In sheep shearing terms, a dag is a knotted piece of fleece quite often found at the tail end of the sheep matted together with excrement. So, to call your friend a dag should be considered an insult. But, it actually isn’t. A dag is a friend who is a little bit nerdy, a little bit clumsy or has just done something that is mildly embarrassing.

Arvo: Australians love to abbreviate their words or end them in “o”. We’re lazy when it comes to speaking, basically. Most Aussies have mates (friends) who are called Robbo or Johnno. Arvo is simply short for afternoon.

Cuppa: In the arvo, it is likely an Aussie will take a break and have a cuppa. This is the term we use for a hot beverage. To ask your friend if they want a cuppa, means you want to know if they would like a cup of tea or coffee.

Esky: This is where Aussies keep their drinks cold when they are going to the beach or camping. It is an insulated box with a handle that is filled with ice from the servo (service or gas station) and topped up with — usually — beer.

Esky (image via Masters.com.au)
Esky (image via Masters.com.au)

Bottle-o: A bottle-o is where we buy our alcohol from to put in our esky.

Coriander: If you decide to visit Australia and are looking for Cilantro in the supermarket, try looking for Coriander instead.

Bogan: A bogan is a hard one to fully explain. If any of you have watched the Australian program, Housos, that’s what a bogan is. Otherwise, if you pass someone in Australia who looks like any of these people:

Housos bogans
Photo credit: Housos/Paul Fenech/SBS

then you have met your first bogan. Be warned, they swear. A lot. And by swearing, I mean they don’t consider “sh*t” to be a swear word.

Bum bag: have you ever been speaking to an Australian and they laughed at you because you went to get your fanny bag or fanny pack? That’s because we call  it a bum bag. The reason we don’t call it a fanny bag is because, in Australia, a fanny is a slang term for female genitalia.

Bush: To visit the bush means we are going to the forest. It is also slang for pubic hair, so make sure the Australian you’re speaking to isn’t being sarcastic when they suggest they’d “like to go bush.”

Trackies or Trakky daks: Sweat pants.

Snags: We can use snag to describe something catching on something else, we can also use SNAG as an acronym for Sensitive New Age Guy. But, most often, we are talking about the sausage we are cooking up on the barbie (BBQ).

With snag, it brings us to the strange foods section of weird things Aussies say. Because, without even realizing it (if you were raised in Australia), our food can sound particularly homophobic and racist.

Golden Gaytime: This is possibly the best ice-cream you will ever buy in Australia. It is vanilla ice-cream, coated in caramel ice-cream and then encrusted in a thin layer of chocolate and a thick layer of biscuit crumbs. It also comes with the slogan “It’s hard to have a Gaytime on your own” and the following advertisement:

Fairy Bread: I once wrote an article on themed food to have at a True Blood finale party. I got a whole pile of questions over what fairy bread was. I am so sorry you guys have no idea what this deliciousness is. Basically, you get white bread, spread a thick layer of margarine on it and cover it in sprinkles (either the splinter variety or the ones we call 100s & 1000s but are actually tiny balls of sugar that are brightly colored). This is usually served as an item at a child’s birthday party.

Chicos: You guys have jelly babies right? These are chocolate flavored jelly babies. Totally racist, I know, but they are so delicious!

While there are many more Aussie words that have confused my American friends over the years, this here is just your starter guide to some of the weirder words Australians use in everyday conversation.

Let me know if I have missed any words. Or, have you had a hilarious conversation that was only funny because it got lost in translation? Let me know by commenting below.